Monday, 19 October 2009

Gems I

A great single by a great band, was really chuffed to find this in the local Oxfam today.


Friday, 16 October 2009

Chippies I

Here's some reviews of various chip shops around Edinburgh, more to come.

L’Alba Doro, Henderson Row

Posing somewhere between a Peckham’s and a chippie – L’Alba Doro prides itself in being one of the finest takeaways in the country (in the UK, that is!). If you don’t believe them, have a gander on their wall with the stuffed alligator on it; snippets from regional and national papers, alongside endorsements from the likes of ginger rock bint, Shirley Manson; to Cracker fatty, Robbie Coltrane. You can also buy various of types of champagne in L’Alba, fitting, seeing as that’s what people buy when they go to takeaways.

10 years ago this place was actually alright, despite always being a little on the expensive side. The quality was high with healthy sized portions in big boxes, and you’d always be greeted with banter from the head moustache and proprietor, Felipe Crolla. Nowadays, it’s a totally different story, sky high prices that seem to rise on an almost quarterly basis, whilst the contents of said boxes have shrunk by at least a third. As if we wouldn’t notice.

There seems to be a bit of a conveyor belt feel to the place upon entry, that’s if you can squeeze through the doors amidst all of the parked Land Rovers and Taxis. On the plus side, the quality is still above average in regards to chips, onion rings and side orders, but overall it’s certainly dipped from its late 90s heyday (which is ironically the same period that most of the accolades on the alligator wall were mounted!). The fact that their main clientele are Edinburgh taxi drivers is a bit curious; I was under the impression that the credit crunch had affected Lothian taxis for the worse? If they can still afford those astronomical Fish Supper prices on a daily basis then it’s quite clear they’ve also been taking their customers for the proverbial ride.

L’al-be-going-elsewhere, me thinks!

Food - *** out of 5
Overall - **

Franco's Fish Bar, Comely Bank

The food really isn't very good at this place, on the whole. Bad (sometimes green) chips, tasteless fish and quite sarcastic / hostile staff - apart from Franco's daughter, although I'm not sure if she works there anymore? The front of the take away has been changed since this photo due to the infamous chip fryer fire of '02 - which some regulars were calling an insurance scam after a sudden 60 minute-esque makeover and pricing hike. There's one thing that Franco's do right, and that's their Double Cheeseburger in a Bun, otherwise known as the mighty DCIB.

Deep fried, half pound of beef(?), melted cheese in between the patties, which is then slopped onto a big white roll. Admittedly, this is possibly one of the unhealthiest burgers you could buy in Scotland - but it tastes absolutely incredible. The total gush of fat, endorphin rush and euphoric nausea - followed by subsequent meat sweats is worth every penny (3 quid or so?). Just make sure they don't blast the meal with their watered down brown sauce, and be warned, they sometimes have a knack for overcooking it. But when they get it right, phwoar!

I really wouldn't recommend eating more than 1 or 2 of these a month, for the sake of an already strained NHS service in this country - and probably for the greater good. Bring some rennies.

Food - ** out 5
DCIB - *****!!!
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